Waldo has
posted what he believes to be funny: a list of 24 things that Republicans allegedly think it's OK to burn. I suppose that it's caricature, and that there are some pathetic Dems who actually believe some of his assertions. Soooooo, never one to let a good idea go unemulated....
- The United Nations flag
- "What We Believe" statements of Unitarian Universalists (if you can find them)
- Tobacco
- Coal
- Oil
- Ted Bundy, and assorted mass murderers
- Crosses, unless they belong to Conservative Christians
- The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
- Hillary's Plan for Socialized Medicine
- Photographs of that great Democrat presidential trilogy --- Johnson; Carter; Clinton
- Any feminist tome
- Any socialist tome
- Any communist tome
- Supreme Court decisions which ignore the plain language of the Constitution in favor of "penumbras" and "emanations"
- The U.N. Charter
- Pictures of Karl Marx
- Any Executive Order issued by a Democrat President
- On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
- Roe v. Wade
- Richard Nixon's White House tapes
- America's chemical weapons stockpile
- The "Palestinian" flag
- Rainbow flags
- Gaza
And as a special added bonus, here's 24 things Democrats think you should burn:
- The American flag
- The Bible
- The Torah
- Monica's blue dress
- Hillary's billing records
- Any food with cholesterol
- Teddy Kennedy's bar tab(s)
- Any accurate history text
- President Bush in effigy
- Anything challenging the theory of evolution
- Christian flags
- Draft cards
- Bras
- United States Constitution
- Declaration of Independence
- Marriage laws
- Aborted babies
- Old people who vote Republican (exception for old people who were irresponsible and have no income other than Social Security; they vote Democrat)
- The Contract with America
- Ronald Reagan's immortal soul (see Ted Rall)
- Deeds (symbol of anachronistic "private property")
- The White House (when inhabited by a Republican)
- Congress (when controlled by Republicans)
- Israel
