Sunday, June 10, 2007

Emerging Presidential Scandal

I have received scandalous new information which will almost certainly result in the impeachment of President Bush, and the criminal indictment of former Presidents Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush, and Bill Clinton.

You see, it seems that they have spoken from the same podium, and to the same group, as "Palestine" Liberation Organization terrorist leader Yassir Arafat.

You may remember. The group was the United Nations. The podium was in New York.

And, of course, this kills the presidential hopes of Senator Hitlary Clinton (D-NY) who was once seen with Arafat's wife.

Well, my predictions might be true. At least by the "standards" of the Faisal Gill-haters and their Internet hate campaign.

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